| Book I - The Security Mare |
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“Once upon a time, in the magical land of Equestria…” “In the end, we all have to trust in something…” “I’m so sorry…” “Another donut! Extra sprinkles!” ''“Step one… stay alive. Step two… I dunno. Step three… profit!” “I know lots of other ways to take care of you. Don't worry. You're gonna get better.” “YOU TOUCH IT, YOU BUY IT. We take cash or credit.” “ Are you sayin' my mouth is makin' promises my legs can't keep?” “There was no talking. There was no smiling. There were only rocks. ” “Oh yeah. You think you can do better, cowgirl?” “Sweet Celestia, she’s drunk!” “Obviously, that’s why I zipped my mouth closed, then locked it with a key, then dug a hole, then buried the key, then built a house on top of the hole where I buried the key, then moved into the house on top of the hole.” “Ahem… hint hint?” “THAT was a truly feeble performance.” “That wasn’t the doozy? How could that not be the doozy?!” “We’re… gonna… run!” |
| Book II - Blood and Stars |
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“It’s all secrets and lies with those ponies!!” “It seems like the only thing royal about you is that you are a royal pain!” “Does my crown no longer count, now that I have been imprisoned for a thousand years?” “Tough love, baby!” “I shall save you! Show yourselves, you dogs! You curs! Ha! There you are, you mangy mutts.” “You’ve got to get into the spirit of things! After all, this is your new home!” “When all the truth does is make your heart ache, sometimes a lie is easier to take.” “It's the horrifying story of the messy inconsiderate ghost, who irritated everypony within a hundred miles! OoooooOOOwwwwOOOoo...” “I was gonna say ‘In all of Equestria,’ but that might be gilding the lily.” “Curses are artificial, fake magic. It’s conjured with potions and incantations, all smoke and mirrors meant to scare. But curses have no real power; they’re just an old pony tale.” “Bah! Trixie is exhausted from performing feats beyond imagination. Begone with you until morning!” “Thanks guys, you’re all great friends too, even when I don’t understand me!” “Now listen here. What I’m sayin’ to you is the honest truth. Let go, and you’ll be safe.” “What I meant is, you should get to know these tribes and decide which ones you like and which you don't!” “Just because you’ve failed the sonic rainboom a hundred thousand times in practice doesn’t mean you won’t be able to do it in front of an entire stadium full of impatient, super-critical, sports-fan ponies.” “Though quarrels arise, their numbers are few. Laughter and singing will see us through.” “…” |
| Book III - Secrets and Lies |
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“This is the greatest day ever! We need to celebrate your birthday, babies, ‘cause you were just born today!” '“And I saw the most amazing, most wonde'rful thing I’ve ever seen. I poured myself into learning everything I could about magic.” “Cross my heart and hope to fly, stick a cupcake in my--- ARRRGH!” “Clock is ticking, Twilight! Clock! Is! TICKING!” “You should see the looks on your faces! Priceless!” “I hope you’re happy! Both of you! You’ve ruined my very first slumber party. The makeover, the smores, the truth or dare, the pillow fight! I mean, is there anything else that could possibly go wrong?!” “Nice work, Rainbow Dash!” “Biting off more than you can chew is just what I’m afraid of.” “Twenty stalks? Bean or celery?” “So... got any problems, troubles, conundrums, or any other sort of issues major or minor that I as a good friend could help you solve?” “It’s awfully pretty.' {C}“Yes, she was.” “These ponies don’t want a party. These ponies want a PARRR-TAY!” “I dunno why we have to wear these things either...” {C}“Aren’t we wearing them for fun?” “She might banish you from Equestria. Or throw you in a dungeon. Or banish you and then throw you in a dungeon in the place that she banishes you to!” “Listen up! Smoke is spreading all across Equestria. But don’t worry, I’ve received a letter from the Princess informing me that it is not coming from a fire.” |
| Book IV - Homecoming |
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Chapter 49- Consequence “You have a lot to think about.” “I am going for a hooficure and that is that!” “You are not going-” “I am! I am!” “Hey, you know what this calls for?” “I put two and two and two together and it added up to Matilda!” “The war brought misery and death all over the world. I sure hope that something like that never happens again. But from what I've seen, there's not much hope for ponykind.” “Oh, my fortune telling has nothing to do with my Pinkie sense! It’s only good for vague and immediate events. Like that, see? …where did that even come from?” 'They are not slaves, they are our 'servants.' We have given them homes, food, clothing and a purpose. We have given them a life.' “Stay back! I just had myself groomed!” “I can’t believe we’re finally here. With all that we’ve imagined, the reality of this night is sure to make this... The Best Night Ever!” “You and I have some unfinished business. My magic’s gotten better since I was here last. And I’m going to prove it! Me and you. A magic duel. Winner stays, loser leaves Ponyville forever!” “I simply cannot imagine why the pegasus ponies would schedule a dreadful downpour this evening and ruin what could have been a glorious sunny day!” “Here it is: the greatest city in the sky!” “You saved my reputation with Princess Celestia, and more importantly, you saved Ponyville! ...Or not.”
Chapter 62 - Between the Wolf and the Lion, Part Two.
“I've learned that one of the joys of friendship is sharing your blessings, but when there's not enough blessings to go around, having more than your friends can make you feel pretty awful. So, though I appreciate the invitation, I will be returning both tickets to The Grand Galloping Gala.” |
| Book V - Horizons |
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“I’ve got my eye on you.” “To retrieve your missing Elements, just make sense of this change of events. Twists and turns are my master plan. Then find the Elements back where you began.” “Hello everypony! Did I miss anything?” “Well, there’s something here about a dragon, the kingdom falling, chaos reigning… Okay, apparently it was all because the prince and princess were so lost in each other’s eyes that they couldn’t perform their royal duties.” “No. You won't. You may have made it impossible for Shining Armor to perform his spell, but now that you have so foolishly revealed your true self, I can protect my subjects from you!” “We must escape before it’s too late. Find a way to save the day” “Well, just tell me what you really think. Tell me, tell me, tell-me-tell-me-tell-me!” “Sure, no problem! So long as Horizons doesn't fall before you can get there! Which I'm sure it won't!” “Darn it! Now you got me acting all sappy!” Chapter 72 - Captive Audience “You guys have gotta get me out of here! I’m gonna climb the walls!” “Ooh, just like a spider! Did the crash somehow give her super-duper spider powers?” “Forget it, Twilight. I know what you're up to. The second I go in, you'll have your little minion Spike come and take Tom!” “I have to find a way... To make this all okay... I can't believe this small mistake... Could've caused so much heartache...” Chapter 75: To the Last, Part Two “An exercise in rhetoric.” “Never fear, girls. We have each other!” “What? My dream ended... happily? That. Cannot. Happen!” “Once upon a time, in the magical land of Equestria...” |
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